Monday, August 31, 2015

Sleep Deprivation-Inspired Haikus

This is what you get
when I write a sleep haiku.
hey, it's not half bad.

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Sleep is for the weak
And I have spaghetti arms.
I'm going to bed.

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One Two Three Four Five
One Two Three Four Five Six Sev
One Two Three Four Five

...

Time to go to bed.
But the bedroom is so far.
Time to go to couch.